"49"
"Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil."
"The function of the expert is not to be more right than other people, but to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons."
"A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor."
"Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work."
"I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't that good."
"People would rather live with a problem they cannot solve rather than accept a solution they cannot understand."
"He who laughs last is probably your boss."
"Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert."
"I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they won't let me raise my voice."
"Courage is grace under pressure."
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery.'"
"(German philosopher) Georg Wilhelm Hegel, on his deathbed, complained, 'Only one man ever understood me.' He fell silent for a while and then added, 'And he didn't understand me.'"
"Liberty does not work as good in practice as it does in speeches."
"Disease can be cured; fate is incurable."
"Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up."
"There was a little girl / Who had a little curl / Right in the middle of her forehead. / When she was good, was very, very good / And when she was bad, she was very, very popular."
"There are always alternatives.  -- Spock, 'The Galileo Seven', stardate 2822.3"
"Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again."
"The matter about which he is to speak."
"If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination."
"I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini."
"Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward."
"Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other."
"With a rubber duck, one's never alone.  -- 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'"
"It was all so different before everything changed."
"We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all."
"When the going gets tough, everyone leaves."
"Poverty begins at home."
"I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest."
"A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat."
"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it."
"Too much good thing is WONDERFUL."
"Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production."
"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
"If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly."
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression."
"Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism."
"Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: 'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts: 'Do you want fries with that?'"
"Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window."
"We wish you a Hare Krishna, we wish you a Hare Krishna, we wish you a Hare Krishna and Sun Myung Moon!  -- Maxwell Smart"
"The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it."
"Space tells matter how to move and matter tells space how to curve."
"If an experiement works, something has gone wrong."
"On the eight day, God created FORTRAN."
"Why be a man when you can be success?"
"God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh."
"He that is giddy thinks the world turns round. -- William Shakespeare"