[F] Welcome to use Furnarchy! [1.31.4] [*] News Channel on. * You're back in the Vinca Nexus again. For peaceful chatting without any roleplaying, try Acropolis. For roleplaying without real-life chatter, try Theriopolis. Meovanni is the in-between place, for easygoing persona play. * Welcome to Furrabian Nights, a place of exotic delights. This is an R rated area. If you are a minor and you don't have your parent's permission to be here, please leave now. Any wishing to engage in behavior going beyond an R rating, please upload a dream to one of the dreampads here and keep it private out of consideration to others. (Dream by Kee En'Darvin, Talzhemir and Emerald Flame) Lady Shalom: the perverted cat? <> Jag is logged on. Lady Shalom: who is that? me? Lady Shalom: o.O Lady Shalom fwaps Norrec Whitefang ish holding a ballon.. The Thane laughs "If you're small four legged and say 'meow' a lot, I'm scared The Thane: No, I mean my cat, he's worrying the-only-michael-Jackson: meow <> Kiskae is logged on. the-only-michael-Jackson: eeeeeh heeeeeh! Armanestra: >.> Saber Mage hugs random people Saber Mage: e.e The Thane: I mean er... cat meow, not furre meow... The-Shinobi-Hotsuma hugs saber Lady Shalom laughs Saber Mage: oO;; The Thane: erm.. the cat's the cat. And he's perverted. Lady Shalom mews <> Norrec Whitefang is logged on. The Thane: He's now trying to wear my newspaper as a hat... <> omagashadow is logged on. <> Armanestra is logged on. Armanestra hugs Sabey Lady Shalom: yep sounds adorable :-D Lady Shalom misses her cat. Saber Mage: ^^ The Thane: Adorable till he jumps on your lap and starts licking your chest... The Thane: Ugh... wicked beast Saber Mage hugs back The Thane: Got a tongue like sandpaper.. Norrec Whitefang ish aiming at sabers head with a sling shot...then puts away as he see's saber turns around... Saber Mage: oO; Norrec Whitefang: cant help being bored... Norrec Whitefang: :-P The-Shinobi-Hotsuma shoots the diverted attention saber with another.....paint gun....yes.....paint Lady Shalom: awe that is adorable The Thane blinks Saber Mage pulls back his fist The Thane: That's scarey! :-D Lady Shalom hada kitteh much like that cept she played fetch too. Norrec Whitefang: lol Saber Mage pulls back his other and stretches ^^ The Thane: Oh, he can't do that... he does love to try and spray everywhere... *grimaces* Norrec Whitefang pulls out a katana... Saber Mage: oO Armanestra steps in front of Norrec Lady Shalom: o.O have him spayed Saber Mage: o.o Norrec Whitefang: try it saber lol... The Thane: Already have done... The Thane: He always tries, and still sometimes manages... Saber Mage pokes armas tail oo; Lady Shalom: o.O squirt him with water bottle. Norrec Whitefang: j/k lol The Thane: LOL! The Thane: I do.. The Thane: though he'd probably like it.. Norrec Whitefang puts away sword.. Lady Shalom: that works ifin you squirt them in the face with it and swat saying "NO!!!!" The-Shinobi-Hotsuma pulls out a....... The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: big.......... The Thane: Really? Saber Mage: o.o The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: fish and slaps sabey with it The Thane: I've tried believe me :-( Norrec Whitefang: lol Saber Mage acks Lady Shalom: yes hada do that with my spitz Armanestra blinks and sits in front of her bro Saber Mage: x.o; The Thane: Well, he's not managed it in my house, thank god, but bloody hell it's atrocious.. Norrec Whitefang: i have a bigger fish than that.... <> Lag goddess Rita is logged on. Saber Mage: >< The-Shinobi-Hotsuma pulls out a koi carp "try me" Mariko Junbi: merrr Mariko Junbi: no Norrec Whitefang pulls out a huge shark...a great white shark..and smacks shinobi with it.. The-Shinobi-Hotsuma uses the carp as a nunchuck The Thane: hang on a minute, he's gone upstairs to mess up my bed :~( Saber Mage: o.o Mariko Junbi: how long till i speak to you again? Saber Mage: OO The-Shinobi-Hotsuma pulls out a whale and crushes himself Lady Shalom: XD Lag goddess Rita: o.O Norrec Whitefang starts luaghing so hard he drops the shark on himself.. Saber Mage eats both of the fish, having been starving Mariko Junbi sob Norrec Whitefang: ow... Lady Shalom shakes head and pat pats the afk thane holding back giggles. Saber Mage: e.e Saber Mage revives shin The Thane: It's oK, I'm used to it :< Mariko Junbi giggles Mariko Junbi: what do you have in mind master? Saber Mage looks around for tea o.o The Thane: One day I'm gonna pull on a lycra jogging suit, yell "Can you guess what the Thane is cooking" and elbow drop him to hades... Armanestra poke pokes her bro "nuuu" The Thane: Or at least put him out in the rain.. Mariko Junbi rools about on the ground Mariko Junbi: [rolls] Lady Shalom: NOooooooo Lady Shalom frowns Norrec Whitefang moves his hand from underneath the shark and the other and aims and fires at sabers head with the sling shot..with a wad of spitballs...and some gum...lol...his hand falls down uncouncious,... The Thane: it's only rain... Mariko Junbi: well i do as told The Thane: :~( Lady Shalom shakes finger of disapproval "Tis rain and tis mean to do that to the animal who loves you so." The Thane: oh alright, I'll lend him my anorak The-Shinobi-Hotsuma twitches Lag goddess Rita: <.< Lag goddess Rita: >.> Lady Shalom: What would you do put me in the rain ifin i came to your house and used the potty and left the seat down? o.O The Thane: Yes, I know he loves me, it's just the whole screaming till I let him in the bed thing... and the licking.. The Thane bursts out laughing The Thane: No I wouldn't ... Lady Shalom: Oooooo supposin i didn't finish what you put on my plate to eat? Is it Okay missie... out in the rain you go?!!" The Thane: Uh... [%] Your cookies are ready. Norrec Whitefang....everyone hears norrec laughing hard from underneath the shark as he see the gum and spitballs on sabers head... Lag goddess Rita: Psssst. Saber. The Thane: Us Brits aren't THAT fussy about food ;-) The-Shinobi-Hotsuma sets on fire? The Thane: Unless you stuff it down our pants and point and laugh.. The-Shinobi-Hotsuma looks at kito "lo" Lady Shalom: O <.< well Lag goddess Rita: o.o; Wheres Kito? Lag goddess Rita: <.< >.> Armanestra: o.o The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: errrrrrrr Lady Shalom: Ummmm supposin I came and watched a sappy ireland film like ummmmm <.< Far and Away then what Tha boot into Rainehness of doom?" The Thane: He's up to something... he's on my bed... I'm gonna ... *sigh* leave him to it Saber Mage shrugs The-Shinobi-Hotsuma points at a tree "look over there!" Lag goddess Rita: Psssst.. Saber Armanestra blinks The-Shinobi-Hotsuma runs while you look away The Thane: No, I'd use the headphones of ultimate ignorant bliss Norrec Whitefang drops a gerande....everyone hears a loud BANG....smoke comes out underneath the shark...he definately aint recovering from that... Saber Mage: o.o Lady Shalom laughs Armanestra sighs and lays down The Thane: And point and laugh when Tom gets whacked in the chops :-D Lady Shalom thinks thane is not so tough and mean as he tries to act. Saber Mage pokies o.o The Thane: I'm neither at all :-) Norrec Whitefang a hand pops out underneath the shark.. The Thane: It's just my pets scare the bejezus outta me Norrec Whitefang all black and toasty.. Armanestra pokes Sabey back Lady Shalom laughs The-Shinobi-Hotsuma spontaniously combusts Saber Mage: o.o The Thane: No really, we ALWAYS end up with the weird ones... or at least we make them that way... Saber Mage revives <> Dead4ever is logged on. Saber Mage: NO DIEEEE Saber Mage: o.o; The Thane: Even my goldfish are horny as hell... Lady Shalom: least you gotta pet sugar..... --breaks off then giggles and continues-- "O wait I've got Maro my love kitteh and batteh" Lag goddess Rita: <.< The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: ahhhhhhhhhh it burns, MY EYES MY BEUTIFUL EYES Lag goddess Rita: Eeee Armanestra puts her hands on her bro "no fire will harm you..." The Thane: Yes you have :P Saber Mage: voicy!! ^^ Norrec Whitefang hands turn to ashes....and fly away with the wind... Saber Mage hugs his throat e.e Armanestra: Talon ^^ The Thane: I'm sure they yiff the weather loach when I'm not looking.. the poor thing Talon Swipe howdy Saber Mage: voicey voicey voicey ^^ Saber Mage looks at everyone Saber Mage: HAI!!!!! ^^ Lady Shalom: o.O the weather loach? Lady Shalom: wha huh? whazza tha? The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: 'lo talon Saber Mage spins The Thane: Oh... Armanestra looks up at Talon and smiles "how are ya?" The Thane: maybe they don't keep them in USA, nobody know what they are :S Talon Swipe grins "ok i recon, howdy shinobi Norrec Whitefang uses his teeth and tosses another gernade....this time the shark blows up and pieces of guts and blood fly on eveyone..he laugh's even harder... Saber Mage: AHHHHHH The Thane: They're basically a 4 inch long square eel, with splotchy markings, a dorsal fin, and barbels around it's mouth in a star shape, they're either silver or brown Saber Mage: AHHHHHHHHHH Saber Mage: AHH Saber Mage: AHHHHHH The-Shinobi-Hotsuma gets hit in the eyes The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: ouch Norrec Whitefang then stops laughing noticing his missing hands..AHHHHHHHHHH The Thane: They're called weather loaches because they supposedly change colour when the weather changes.. Jorin C.: thx Norrec Whitefang: AHHHHH Norrec Whitefang: SHHHHH Saber Mage: o.O Saber Mage: hey jorin Jorin C.: yo Saber Mage: ltns Lady Shalom laughs The Thane: They're also very cute... Lady Shalom: Do they eat algae? The Thane: Yep, and anything else they can scoff Armanestra sighs and looks at Norrec The Thane: they're greedy buggers, like goldfish Armanestra looks back at her bro "your okay?" Norrec Whitefang starts smacking his head on the concrete becuase of stupididty.. Talon Swipe rolls eyes The Thane: And seemingly irresistable.. Jorin C.: whats been goin on saber The-Shinobi-Hotsuma plays with the lumps of norrecs hands Saber Mage: o.o Saber Mage: nuffin The Thane: I'd pour cold water on them, but they're already surrounded by it.. Norrec Whitefang: my hands are ashes/..... The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: ok Lady Shalom nods "We have em here XD dun know what the tech. american name is but their country name is bottom feeder or algae eaters XD Saber Mage: nuffin nuffin nuffin... o.o The-Shinobi-Hotsuma pokes ya stumps The Thane: Ahhh, I zee :-) Norrec Whitefang tries getting up but falls becuase theres no balance with any hands... Lady Shalom laughs and yawns The Thane: they make great pets, fish, they never try to bite you, or jump in your lap Saber Mage: armaaaa o.o Jorin C.: lol The Thane: or molester you when you're trying to sleep Armanestra: eh? Lady Shalom wishes her bluejeans would hurry up and dry geesh. Saber Mage: nuffin ^^ Norrec Whitefang: without* Lady Shalom laughs Saber Mage hands her a muffin ^^ Lady Shalom's granny hada dog that always tried to molestor her in her sleep... x.x The Thane: It's absolutely horrible to wake up with the cat asleep on your loins... Lady Shalom: v.v and a horse that got overly excited when I walked out to the fence to feed him. The Thane: Egh, horny dogs, yeuch Norrec Whitefang head combusts and brains fly all over saber as the body runs around headless.. The Thane: LOL! Armanestra blinks and looks over at Talon, wondering why he is sitting so far away from her Saber Mage: o.o Saber Mage: AHHHHh Saber Mage: AHHHHHHHHH Saber Mage: AH Armanestra: O.O; The Thane: Oh, you must be someone who makes animals funny too ;-) Norrec Whitefang: 'falls finally... Saber Mage: ah Saber Mage: o.o Saber Mage: oo;;; Saber Mage passes out e.e Lady Shalom laughs and nods Lady Shalom: they go nutso Armanestra throws a flat muffin at Sabey The Thane smirks The Thane: heh heh heh Lady Shalom hasn't met a dog yet that hasn't tried to hump her x.x Saber Mage: meeps Norrec Whitefang body fianally combusts and blood and guts go everywhere... Saber Mage: o.o Saber Mage meeps Saber Mage: x.o; The Thane: also have a strange affect on human males... Saber Mage: whys it flaaat Armanestra shakes the blood of herself Saber Mage: AHH Saber Mage: o.o Armanestra looks at Sabey "cuz I made it" Armanestra: o.o Norrec Whitefang.....the sperm that created him stats squirming away.. Love Angels:go in this dream Link876Might: hmm? Lady Shalom: o.O you do? Lady Shalom: omg Saber Mage: you got my pancake bloody ;-; Armanestra coughs and wonders where all the sanity went to The Thane: uh yeah.,, Lady Shalom: v.v The-Shinobi-Hotsuma points to his sanity meter The Thane: Don't ask me how, just the usual flirting, and then all a sudden they start doing it LOL Armanestra: ish a flat muffin Sabey The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: its all goned Armanestra: >.> Saber Mage: pancake ^^ The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: WATCH MY BODY! PsychoShorty kicks Lady Shalom: O.O Armanestra: erm...bro? Armanestra: you okay? Norrec Whitefang...thing goes all over sabers pancake.. The Thane shrugs "Don't ask, I don't know how the hell I do it.." Armanestra: Norrec is a sicko Saber Mage: EWWW Saber Mage: AAHHHH The Thane: We all have.. abilities, it's just that mine are useless *laughs* Norrec Whitefang ish bored.... Saber Mage throws it... somewhere o.O; Norrec Whitefang ish why he sicko... Armanestra looks over at Talon and smiles "I have my sanity...it is intact" Armanestra: ^^ Saber Mage's is too o.o Lady Shalom: o.o Armanestra bursts out laughing Norrec Whitefang: i crack if nothing happens... Saber Mage: o.o; Lady Shalom isn't going to ask Thane XD The Thane: Ah well, makes good entertainment ;-) Lady Shalom doesn't want to know... <.< The Thane: hee hee :-D Saber Mage meeps o.o Armanestra poke The-Shinobi-Hotsuma punches himself in the face Saber Mage: AHH Saber Mage: hey o.o Saber Mage: dont be ebil Norrec Whitefang pieces of norrec starts comming together and finally comes back together... Norrec Whitefang: ahh much better/// Norrec Whitefang: ... Saber Mage: if you love others as you love yourself then that wont be much love x.o; The-Shinobi-Hotsuma punches himself until nosebloodm sprays on sabers clean clothes Norrec Whitefang: lol Saber Mage: that applies to norrec and shin Saber Mage: o.o Norrec Whitefang: haha..o.... Armanestra tackles her bro "I said no more..." Saber Mage: heyyy they already had blood on them from norrec u.u Lady Shalom pokes thane and giggles The Thane: # Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in math, he buzzes like a fridge he's like a de-tuned radio-oooooo # Norrec Whitefang: who said i love others? The Thane: oops, sorry, Radiohead outage.. The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: love? Saber Mage: oO BuzzsawB: am i getting warmer Saber Mage: Oo Norrec Whitefang: he said love otehrs as much as ,yself.. The-Shinobi-Hotsuma punches himself as he lays on the floor Norrec Whitefang: myslf* Saber Mage: HEY Norrec Whitefang: ack... Saber Mage: no bad! Saber Mage ties shin's hands behind his back The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: ok i'll stop that now The Thane: I've had to stop with Eminem cos loads of people hate him Lady Shalom whoots happily as her bluejeans are finally dry and she can finish dressing XD Saber Mage unties The-Shinobi-Hotsuma begins to headbutt the floor instead Saber Mage: good o.o Saber Mage: HEY The Thane: Huzzah :-D Norrec Whitefang pulls a metal bat from his trench coat..starts hitting himself in the head.. The-Shinobi-Hotsuma punches again as he headbutts The Thane: er, though I don't always wait if I'm in a hurry ;-) Saber Mage: AHHHHH >< Lady Shalom: Hurrah!!! Norrec Whitefang blood starts spraying everywhwere... Others: YOU DON'T LOVE ME!? The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: lol Dead4ever: ? Armanestra lays ontop of her bro using her whole body weight to hold him down and stop his actions "no fucking more" The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: saber made an alt The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: xD Others: hE HE.. Others: Nope. Others: Not Sabers. The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: O.o You say, "o.O" Others: <.< You say, "actually this is my alt oo;" Others Sniffles. lokke kuawatchi: hey shall The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: lol The Thane: # A thousand nameless roads are taking me away, miles have fallen way behind me, and though you know I'm just a phone number away, I wonder if you'll ever find me # You say, ">>" Others giggles. The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: westside Others: BAMF! Armanestra: -.- The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: dun dun dun You say, "canada o.o" lokke kuawatchi: hey shinobi is mindy on Forelock grumbles snow......coyote The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: eastside Lag goddess Rita: :-D I love my alt-ness-ess The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: fraid not lokke lokke kuawatchi: damn You say, "o.o" lokke kuawatchi: oh well The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: she'll be on later lokke kuawatchi: ok Armanestra sighs Le Chapelle de Sabre Mage pokes pokes pokes o.o lokke kuawatchi: o.o Armanestra twitches and goes to look for Talon You say, "whats wrong arma warma?" You say, "x.x;" The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: sometimes i wanna break down and cry, at other times i make do with a needle in my eye # You say, "look what you did shin o.o" lokke kuawatchi: your making this up as you go right... * French Toast: Online Users * JAG * Kiskae * dead4ever * Norrec Whitefang * lag goddess rita * omagashadow * Armanestra Le Chapelle de Sabre Mage sighs You say, "rita, shin, nor" lokke kuawatchi: angel Lag goddess Rita: WHATH!? You say, "come in my dream i wanna show you somethin" Lag goddess Rita: o.o lokke kuawatchi: when is our meeting You say, "o.o;" The-Shinobi-Hotsuma: WOOOT? (You enter the dream of Le Chapelle de Sabre Mage.) (Lines of DragonSpeak: 163) [#] Welcome to The Chapel of Saber Mage! (That is the English name for you o.O) Amazing effects when the relationship binding kiss is placed! [#] Marriages today: None Times: None Saber Mage: o.o Saber Mage: this is a diff dream Dead4ever: how many do u have Saber Mage: hold on im waiting for some people Saber Mage: 3 o.o Dead4ever: o Lag goddess Rita: AAHHH! Saber Mage: o.o Lag goddess Rita pokes. Lag goddess Rita giggles. Saber Mage pokes back o.o Lag goddess Rita dies Saber Mage: ACK Saber Mage revives and gives more medicine Lag goddess Rita laughs. Saber Mage: o.o; Lag goddess Rita: This cat was cross eyed. Lag goddess Rita: XDDDD Saber Mage: oo; Saber Mage: x) Lag goddess Rita: Ow.. Saber Mage: is shin or nor coming? Lag goddess Rita: Eh. Lag goddess Rita: WHo? Saber Mage: !transitioner Saber Mage: nvm Lag goddess Rita: o.o Saber Mage: okies cmere <> BejeweledKitten is logged on. <> FantasyTabby is logged on. <> dead4ever has logged off. <> FantasyTabby has logged off. Saber Mage: tag! Lag goddess Rita: Dare you touch me Leper? Lag goddess Rita: XDD Lag goddess Rita: TAG! BejeweledKitten wants to play Lag goddess Rita: TAG! Saber Mage: o.o Saber Mage: TAG BejeweledKitten wants to play? BejeweledKitten: TAG Gemmy: o.o! Saber Mage: french o.o Gemmy: Kobanwa, Saber! BejeweledKitten: TAGhullo Gemmy: Hello. BejeweledKitten: *hullo <> Arrissa Camile is logged on. Gemmy: Kobanwa. Saber Mage: TAG Saber Mage: MAHA Gemmy blinks BejeweledKitten: TAG Gemmy: o.o; Gemmy Blinks Gemmy: Im not gonna play, K? Gemmy: Kobanwa, Bunny person! ^^; [#] BENNEHHHH Saber Mage: HEHEHE Saber Mage: HEHEHHEHEHE Gemmy: O.o; Saber Mage: mehehehee Gemmy: xD You are now sharing control of your dream with BejeweledKitten. Gemmy: Close. xD BejeweledKitten: I'm 19 tomorrow! Gemmy: Aw. Me young. ;~; Saber Mage: beje BejeweledKitten: I'm 19 tomorrow! Gemmy cries Saber Mage: dere dere dere BejeweledKitten: jus? Saber Mage: key Gemmy: Im 7 years younger than Saber! ;~; BejeweledKitten: wa about key? Saber Mage: down there Saber Mage: o.o Gemmy: No. Gemmy: I mean irl. Saber Mage: she knows BejeweledKitten: wadda i do wit it? Gemmy: Really? Saber Mage: meeeeee BejeweledKitten: neatzo! <> BejeweledKitten has logged off. BejeweledKitten: O.O Saber Mage: o.o BejeweledKitten needs share and another key You are now sharing control of your dream with BejeweledKitten. Saber Mage: !transitioner BejeweledKitten: key now ;-) <> Arrissa Camile has logged off. Saber Mage: woo wooo <> BejeweledKitten is logged on. Lag goddess Rita: Duuuude. Gemmy Found a key! ^^ Gemmy: My Key! ^.^ Gemmy: Pretty pink key. Saber Mage: !transitioner Lag goddess Rita: oooo Gemmy: rita Lag goddess Rita: prudy Gemmy: .here. rita Lag goddess Rita: Hai sa Gemmy: ^^ You are now sharing control of your dream with Lag goddess Rita. Gemmy: Nani? Saber Mage: @^@ <> JAG has logged off. Lag goddess Rita: What do I so with it? <> BejeweledKitten has logged off. Others: <.< Others: Hai sa Gemmy: Hi Bunny Gemmy: Bunny? >.> Gemmy: o.o Gemmy: Wh....a? Saber Mage tahorseyyyyy o.o Saber Mage: e.e Gemmy: EGAH!!!!! Saber Mage tackles everyone e.e Gemmy: Dumb....My patches....Gone...v.v; Gemmy Cries Gemmy: v.v; Saber Mage: awws Saber Mage hughugs Gemmy: ... Saber Mage: oo; Gemmy: I cant get into my patches folder. Something messed up my compy. v.v; <> lag goddess rita has logged off. Saber Mage: ;-; Gemmy: ......... Gemmy Hugs Sabey Gemmy: :-); <> Armanestra has logged off. Saber Mage: ^^ Gemmy: ^-^ Gemmy: Hai, Saber. Saber Mage: hewwwooo o.o Gemmy Pokes Saber Mage pokes back oo; Gemmy: Mew. xD Saber Mage: xD Gemmy: So! what's up, Sabey-Chan? Saber Mage: nuuffin o.o Gemmy: What do you want to do? Saber Mage: i dunno oo; <> Jag is logged on. Gemmy: ... Gemmy: Then do a math pronlem for me. :-P Gemmy: problem* Gemmy: o.o; Gemmy: 1/3=4/12 true or false? explain your answer. :-PLmao. Do my homework,... Disconnected from server. Disconnected from server. Disconnected from server.