[F] Welcome to use Furnarchy! [1.31.4]
* Welcome to New Haven! This is a social area, for learning about the game if you're new, and for oldtimers to just relax and make new friends. Please keep any violence or explicit language out of this Dream and help us keep the atmosphere peaceful. Thanks! The Help Desk is now open, just ask someone there if you have any questions about anything. To learn more about the volunteer helper program, go to http://www.furcadia.com/beekins (press F8). _ (Dream by Sidereal)
[Help] Hi, my name is Shelly, welcome to Furcadia! :-) I'd be happy to show you around or answer any questions. :-) If you aren't ready for that, it's okay.  You can always whisper me, now or later by typing /Shelly and a message. Have a great stay! :-)
* Welcome to Furrabian Nights, a place of exotic delights.  This is an R rated area.  If you are a minor and you don't have your parent's permission to be here, please leave now.  Any wishing to engage in behavior going beyond an R rating, please upload a dream to one of the dreampads here and keep it private out of consideration to others.  (Dream by Kee En'Darvin, Talzhemir and Emerald Flame)
Kuru: I was plastered the other night. :-P
[*] Your request has been sent to Saber Mage.
[*] Saber Mage has accepted your request.
[*] Saber Mage summons you.
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[#] Welcome to The Chapel of Saber Mage! (That is the English name for you o.O) Amazing effects when the relationship binding kiss is placed!
[#] Marriages today: None  Times: None
Saber Mage: SEE
Saber Mage: HE IS HERE
Saber Mage: sup count dracula
You say, "oh uhh..."
You say, "What my beloved son?"
<> Lag goddess Rita is logged on.
<> mysticsentry is logged on.
<> Kazami is logged on.
Saber Mage: oh i just wanted you to meet these dudes
<> Devils Sin is logged on.
Kage Akuma: hello jesus..i dont believe in u...
Saber Mage: devil, frankenstine; dracula, devil
You say, "I feel sorrow for you."
Saber Mage: umm
Saber Mage: rita over there
Saber Mage: the moog
Saber Mage: le
Devils Sin: <.<
Saber Mage: le moogle
Devils Sin hides
Saber Mage: shes cool
Lag goddess Rita: >>
Lag goddess Rita: Ha.
Saber Mage: you know her
Lag goddess Rita: Who lied tou you?
Saber Mage: you were just talkin to her
Lag goddess Rita: Who taught me how to type?
Lag goddess Rita: ..
Lag goddess Rita: to*
You say, "Yes I do."
Lag goddess Rita eats her crackers like a good little fatass.
Furc Jesus makes all of the crackers as big as a pillow.
Lag goddess Rita: w000t
Lag goddess Rita: HEY
Saber Mage: thats amzing
Lag goddess Rita: JESUS
Lag goddess Rita: YOU OWE ME 20 DOLLARS
Lag goddess Rita: >O
You say, "Yes my beloved daughter?"
You say, "I am afraid your earthly money is of no meaning to me."
Lag goddess Rita: ...
Saber Mage: yeah
Lag goddess Rita: Too bad.
Saber Mage: no meaning
Lag goddess Rita: Cough it up, Dead boy.
Saber Mage: and kage here
Saber Mage: well
Saber Mage: his real name is chico
Saber Mage: but hes cool
Saber Mage: cage, meet god's daughter
<> Yonkeeva Kallifere is logged on.
Saber Mage: god's sister, kage
Saber Mage: good
Saber Mage: we all know eachother
Saber Mage: so
Kage Akuma: um...i have to go.
Saber Mage: alright
Kage Akuma: bye..um..jesus.
Lag goddess Rita: Pillow.
Lag goddess Rita: w00t
Saber Mage: HE'S GODS AUNT
Saber Mage: man
Lag goddess Rita: Jesus looks like he's hovering.
Saber Mage: god's son must be hovering... right now... sitting on a white pillow in front of some holy cloudish floor
Saber Mage: somewhere.... probably heaven
Saber Mage: HOLY CRAP ITS JESUS!!!
Saber Mage: O.O
Devils Sin closes eyes and plugs ears 
Saber Mage: WE MUST BE IN HEAVEN!
Saber Mage: pretty gloomy
Saber Mage: for heaven
Lag goddess Rita: These crackers.
Lag goddess Rita: Are making me hyper.
Furc Jesus flips you all off.