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<> Jag is logged on.
Spectra Starlight: what are you going to do?
(You enter the dream of Saber Mage.)
(Lines of DragonSpeak: 668)
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
* Welcome to Club Sabre Mage! If you're looking for bar service, the bartenders here are usually on the southwest side of the bar. For information on job openings here say "!jobs". Also say !news for up-to-date news on the club.
<> Zanderguard is logged on.
<> Synfully Sweet is logged on.
<> Rha is logged on.
You say, "Hello?"
Zanderguard: hello
<> Sh@dow M@ker is logged on.
Zaber Mage: gagh poisened by mop strings
You say, "o.o"
You say, "no females here...?"
You say, "!!"
You say, "Hellooooo miss ^^"
(You see Sh@dow M@ker.)
> I am a mutant.I have no past to share but I can share the future. My telekinesis powers are a little iffy but strong enough to make things float and I can make shadows & my psycic ability  but that's pretty much my main powers.  I can see in the dark better than i can see in the light. WARNING YOU PISS ME OFF YOU PAY DA PRICE!!!!!![son  Hendrix Alsomond][b/f silt][Bartender dancer and stripper at csm][Bartender at Club Malibu][bartender cook and stripper at Cherry's Manor
Zanderguard crawls to teh bar
Zaber Mage: rools to teh bar and pulls himself up on a seat
Zaber Mage: *crawls
[#] Sh@dow maker calls tha ambulance and Hott Nurse Judy arrives.
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
You say, "oh your taken..."
[#] A furre has left CSM.
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
You say, "im sorry"
You say, "in that case"
Zanderguard: hi person with sabers description 
You say, "buh-bye"
(You see Effanez Uzimori.)
> I only have one thing to say. Record scratching roleplay! (schwikak!) [Always alone (It's a trait, I'm afriad, that can't be fixed.)] [Prefers to talk to reasonably sane people, even though he might not be sane himself(boredom would be the reason if so)] [Mateless] [Theme Songs: My Immortal(Evenescence) Faint(Linkin Park)] [Almighty God of the sanity marbles!]
Zanderguard waves at effanez
Zanderguard: bye person with sabers description
You say, "Hm?"
You say, "Ah... exactly why i came here"
You say, "i copied this from saber a long time ago"
Zanderguard: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Sh@dow M@ker: Why did you come here?
You say, "i copy peoples things a lot =P"
You say, "but since then i havent found a desc that i liked so"
Zanderguard: [dont even think about it]
Sh@dow M@ker: Well you don't copy mine or I'[ll slap you!
You say, "i wanted to thank him ^^"
You say, "o.o"
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<> Synfully Seductive is logged on.
Sh@dow M@ker: He's sorta unconsious right now.
Zaber Mage: [im a one of a kind illigitamate child ]
[#] NURSE JUDY SABER MAGE'S PERSONAL NURSE IS IN DA BUILDING!
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
Sh@dow M@ker: sorry that wasn't an emitloud
[#] NURSE JUDY SABER MAGE'S PERSONAL NURSE IS IN DA BUILDING!
Zanderguard: hi Syn
Synfully Seductive: hello
Nurse Judy bows " thank you"
Zaber Mage: hello syn im a new addition to teh mage. holkhaven familys
Synfully Seductive: hello
<> DeformedxDoll is logged on.
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
[#] Bartender DeformedxDoll has just arrived.
Zanderguard: hi d
Zaber Mage: hewwo
DeformedxDoll: [Woah... major laggage]
DeformedxDoll: Ello
Zaber Mage: LAGGAGE
[%] Your cookies are ready.
Zaber Mage: gimer gobber
Zanderguard: oh no not this again
Zaber Mage: gobber gimmer
DeformedxDoll: [someone is getting carried away with alts]
DeformedxDoll: o.O
Nurse Judy taps her on the shoulder
Zaber Mage: gommer gibber??
DeformedxDoll: What?
Nurse Judy: Excuse me can you help me out with Mr. Mage?
Zanderguard: ill help
Nurse Judy: He seems to have knock him self out
DeformedxDoll: Like smaking him upside the head?
DeformedxDoll: oh
Zanderguard points to the strings of the mop
Nurse Judy: On the refrigirader
Nurse Judy: Slap him with a mop?
Zanderguard: these have been in enough barf,beer and weird staind in the yiff rooms to wake the dead
Zanderguard: one sniff and pow 
Nurse Judy: Why that's a brilliant idea
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Zanderguard: he will wake up
Zanderguard: ...;says under breath
Zanderguard: or die
DeformedxDoll: woah.... go away
Zanderguard: me?
Zanderguard: or the bunny wabbit
DeformedxDoll: no... my other self
Zanderguard: lol
Zaber Mage: makes a lil ramen voo doo doll
Zanderguard: ok ill wake saber
Zanderguard takes a run up
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
[#] Bartender Sny has arrived!
Sabrina Mage: MEANY!
Kill my Apathy kicks Sabrina
Zaber Mage: makes an emtire army of lil ramen men
Sabrina Mage: Bitch.
Zanderguard twirls his mop
DeformedxDoll: in the words of happy noodle boy "Ramen"
Zanderguard: dont even thnk about it
Zaber Mage: eats the ramen army screaming "GA HA hA hA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill my Apathy: hmmm..... Johnny the homicidal maniac...... my kind of maniac
Kill my Apathy: :-D
DeformedxDoll pokes Zaber with the prod
Zaber Mage: screams "AHHHHHHHHHHh THANK YOU MAY I HAVE ANOUTHER!
Kill my Apathy: no more doll alt... buh bye!
[#] A furre has left CSM.
DeformedxDoll: ....... masochist
[#] A furre has left CSM.
<> Synfully Seductive has logged off.
Zaber Mage: ha ha
Zaber Mage: my teachers a sadist i like the pain
DeformedxDoll pulls a shot gun out of fat air and puts it to Zabers head
Zaber Mage: the teacher of the warrior janitor master of teh mop guild
Zaber Mage hits Derforms wrist sharply with the mop handle 
DeformedxDoll: You like pain, how about death?
Zaber Mage and shove the mop strings in her face
DeformedxDoll stick her toungue out at Zaber "You butt..."
Zaber Mage rups the mop strings on her tounge
DeformedxDoll grabs the mop and whacks Zber in the face
Zaber Mage: *rubs
DeformedxDoll: Zaber*
DeformedxDoll: Hehehe
Zaber Mage leans back takeing the mop out of her reach laughing
Zaber Mage: HAHA
Zanderguard: pokes Zaber in the ribs under the table
Zaber Mage: OW!
DeformedxDoll: [aw... that was mine :~(]
Zanderguard: lol
Zanderguard: beat up on his stunned body
DeformedxDoll flicks a rubberband at Zaber "Get him while he's down! NO MERCY!!!!!!!!"
Zanderguard: throws a paper weight at zabers head
DeformedxDoll whips Zaber with a wet noodle "Take that!"
Zaber Mage gets hit by the band it leaves a red mark, the paper weight leaves a small dent in his head making it belled
Zaber Mage: AHH THAT HURT YOU MEKKA ME BLEED
DeformedxDoll: Hehehe
Zanderguard: leans over the bar and hits zaber in the head with a mace
Zaber Mage: AH that hurt you shatter some Bone!!!
DeformedxDoll sprays Zaber with mace
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Zaber Mage: ah that hurt you burn my eyes
DeformedxDoll shoves pencils up Zaber's nose "Hheheheh!"
Zanderguard Elbow drops Zaber
Zaber Mage: AHHHH MY PANCREAS
<> Synfully Sweet has logged off.
Zaber Mage: dont mekka me kill you zandedr
DeformedxDoll shoots suction cupped darts at Zaber, making them stick to his forehead.
Zanderguard: shut up zaber it is better to remain silent and thought a fool that open your mout and remove all reasonable doubt
Zaber Mage: ahh that hurt they stick to my face
You say, "hallo? "
Zanderguard: hello
DeformedxDoll looks at her dart gun "Ugh..... Fresh out.... I'm done"
DeformedxDoll: Ello
Zaber Mage: awwwww im in so mucha pain
DeformedxDoll: [okay... I've got 4 minute and 9 seconds until I need to leave...... make it snappy]
DeformedxDoll: Zaber, get up and saver the dignity you have left...
Saber Mage runs around screaming and covering the poked spot "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY CRAP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
DeformedxDoll: Hhehehe
Saber Mage passes out x.x
<> Dead4ever is logged on.
DeformedxDoll pokes Saber in the eye "Wake up woman!"
You say, "Hey saber"
Saber Mage sits up
Saber Mage: woman o.o
DeformedxDoll: Ello!
DeformedxDoll: Hhehe
DeformedxDoll: Don't take it personally
Saber Mage is not a woman o.O;
DeformedxDoll: You act like one....:-D
Saber Mage: O.o
DeformedxDoll: Hehehe
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
[#] Bartender Dead4ever has just arrived.
Saber Mage: nu i dont ><
Saber Mage: i act like a saber mage xD
DeformedxDoll: Awwww... did I hurt your dignity
Dead4ever: !fly
Saber Mage: dignity??? WHERE
Saber Mage: o.o
DeformedxDoll: Right behind you!
Saber Mage: AHHHHH
Saber Mage gets murdered by the dignity
DeformedxDoll: Yay
Saber Mage: x.x
DeformedxDoll: Less Saber, more....... um..... yeah
Saber Mage's Spirit: more blood ;.;
DeformedxDoll: You're not dead....
DeformedxDoll: You're just...... smelly
Saber Mage's Carcass vanishes
Nurse Judy: Ok who's flaoting?
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DeformedxDoll takes the pencils out of Zaber's nose and put them up Zanders nose "hehehehe... I'm bore"
DeformedxDoll: bored*
DeformedxDoll: !fly
DeformedxDoll: !afk
DeformedxDoll: hehehe
You say, "Hello?"
DeformedxDoll: Hello!
You say, "Hi ^^"
DeformedxDoll: So, how are you?
You say, "Good, you?"
DeformedxDoll: Just dandy
You say, "thats nice ^^"
DeformedxDoll: @vip area
Dead4ever: @pool
You say, "hmm o.o"
You say, "@vip area"
You say, "ack"
You say, "vip area?"
DeformedxDoll: hehehe
You say, "dont recall seeing that"
You say, "o.o"
You say, "huge flame!"
DeformedxDoll: It's for VIPs
DeformedxDoll: on my butt
Nurse Judy poofs
DeformedxDoll: hehehe
You say, "oh alright..."
[#] A furre has left CSM.
You say, "o.o"
Zanderguard: BROOM
You say, "STICK"
Zaber Mage: BROOM!!!!
You say, "maha eat it"
You say, "err"
Zaber Mage: No My wepon has been un covered
You say, "lol"
Zaber Mage: dam you master of the Mop
Zanderguard: My Mop will beat your broom 
DeformedxDoll throws a bit of fire at Zaber
Zaber Mage: gets burnt
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Zaber Mage: WOMAN!!!! waht do you think you are doing
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
[#] Bartender Dead4ever has just arrived.
Zaber Mage: How dar you!!!!!!
Zaber Mage: dare
DeformedxDoll yawns "Hurting you"
You say, "Hey im the woman here!"
You say, "not really o.o"
Zaber Mage: throws the broom at Defromed
DeformedxDoll: Hey woman
You say, "hey woman #2"
You say, "xD"
DeformedxDoll sicks her fire on Zabers ass...... literally
Zaber Mage likes it
Zaber Mage: HAHAHAHAHHA BURN
Zaber Mage: FIRE FIRE FIRE
DeformedxDoll yawns.... again "Bed time"
Zaber Mage: Im A CrIsPy CoOkIe
DeformedxDoll: nighty-night
Zaber Mage: hahahahaha
Zanderguard: night deformed
DeformedxDoll: have the fire... masochist
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Zaber Mage: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!
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Zaber Mage: dissapers
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<> Deformedxdoll has logged off.
Sh@dow M@ker: Where'd Saber go?
Sabrina Mage: Where'd my baby brother go?
Sh@dow M@ker: ZANDER! START TALKING!
Zanderguard: talks
Sh@dow M@ker: WHERE DID SABER GO?!!!!! THAT'S WTF I MEAN!
<> dead4ever has logged off.
Zanderguard: i dont know where saber is
Zanderguard: why ask me?
Sabrina Mage: you slapped him with the fucking mop!
Zanderguard: your point os?
Zanderguard: *is
You say, "It mustve killed him"
Zanderguard: lol
You say, "its the only explanation"
Zanderguard: i didnt touch him with the mop
Zanderguard: i run up and booted him 1st and said teh mops next if ya dont get up
Zanderguard: then deformed proded him with a cattle prod and he woke up
Sh@dow M@ker: do you like his nurse?
Zanderguard: doesnt know her
Sh@dow M@ker: [I created her for him.]
Zanderguard: [cool]
<> Kacela is logged on.
Sh@dow M@ker: [his own personal nurse]
Zanderguard: [brings  2 new alts in]
<> Dead4ever is logged on.
You say, "can i have a nurse?"
Zanderguard: i want a nurse 
Sh@dow M@ker: [heh we'll see]
Zanderguard: go effanez
Zanderguard: i seem to get saved by ppl that just happen to walk in in time
Sh@dow M@ker: [you know how hogwarts in Imaginairium won't let anybody in?]
You say, "=D"
Sh@dow M@ker: [My alt Naavy is on door duty]
You say, "hey i gotta go"
You say, "bye all"
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
You say, "er whatever ill just leave furc on"
You say, "afk"
Zanderguard: hi kacela
Kacela: hi zanderguard
Sh@dow M@ker: KACEY!!!!!!!!!!
[#] A furre has entered CSM.
Kacela: o.o hi shadow
Sh@dow M@ker HUGS kACELA
Kacela hugs
[N] Beekin reports: Beyond Lazer Tag, located in Allegria Island, is currently holding registration for a competition, involving a dueling ring inside the dream. Winnings will include a Dragon and a portrait drawing! For more information, feel free to saunter on over to: http://www.beyondlazertag.iwarp.com (F8). :-)
Zanderguard: :-)
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Slick Tommy man of the mob: Needles!!
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : Hey Slick that Rat Sal aint cutting it for teh team, we gotta take him out
Slick Tommy man of the mob: im pakcing heat see, whats the plan see, Yah
Sabrina Mage: Hi.
Kacela pokes shady
Slick Tommy man of the mob: hello toots
Sabrina Mage: I'm Saber's big sister
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : hello
Sh@dow M@ker: That's Sabrina Saber's sister.
Sh@dow M@ker: Kacey?
Kacela: nice to meet you Sabrina
Kacela: yes?
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : so slick heres the plan see yah see, we go to hals joint see and pull out the tommys. see then mow em down yah mow em down as they come out the door see
Sh@dow M@ker: You might need to make another room, for her.
<> dead4ever has logged off.
Slick Tommy man of the mob: yah thats a great plan yah 
Kacela: perhaps
Sabrina Mage smiles a bit.
Kacela: >.>;;
Kacela always kills conversation
Sh@dow M@ker: :-\
Sh@dow M@ker: hehehehehehe
Zanderguard: im afk making alts
Sabrina Mage is wiating for the HRT of her life to come one day.
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : check your "sons" slick
Slick Tommy man of the mob: yeh the twins are fine see
Slick Tommy man of the mob: lil tommy and his twin brother are ready for action needles
Zanderguard has found the love of his life but shes never on
Kacela: Well, I'm gonna go now.  See you all tomorrow
Kacela: bye bye
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Sh@dow M@ker: SHE LEFT?!!!
<> Kacela has logged off.
Slick Tommy man of the mob: you packing heat needles?
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : yeah slick
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire :  look see
Slick Tommy man of the mob: yah
Zanderguard: sleeps
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Sabrina Mage: Girl calm down it's not the end of the world.
Zanderguard: cool it shady
Slick Tommy man of the mob: Crazy chick see
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : yah see yah
Sh@dow M@ker: :~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(SHE LEFT ME HE!REH!HH WHAHHHHH:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(:~(
Sabrina Mage: CALM THE FUCK DOWN OR I'LL TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY!
Sh@dow M@ker: O.O
Slick Tommy man of the mob: so whos Sal running with Needles
Sabrina Mage: Gawd
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : guy by the name o Lanky Sam
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : heard hes a real goot hit man slick
Slick Tommy man of the mob: as good as you needles
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : no where near as good as me funny man
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : what are you a funny man ah
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire  slaps slick
Slick Tommy man of the mob: ow see
Slick Tommy man of the mob: whatya do that for see yah
<> Kiskae is logged on.
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : for being stupid see no one is better than needles yah
Jimmy Needles Hit Man Extraordinaire : we gotta move slick it goes down in half an hour see
Slick Tommy man of the mob: yah lets move see yah
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Zanderguard: ok ppl
Zanderguard: im off to bed
Zanderguard: good night :-)
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Sh@dow M@ker: Hi.
Sh@dow M@ker: t or d
Sh@dow M@ker: tord
Sh@dow M@ker: @t or d
Sh@dow M@ker: @yiff
Sh@dow M@ker: @rooms
Sh@dow M@ker: @lobby
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Skylar Jade O.o
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<> Jag is logged on.
Sabrina Mage: Naavy*
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[ Elenore Mortez whispers, "?" to you. ]
[ Elenore Mortez whispers, "?" to you. ]
[ Elenore~ whispers, "?" to you. ]
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