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[Help] Hi, my name is Abbi, welcome to Furcadia! :-) I'd be happy to show you around or answer any questions. :-) If you aren't ready for that, it's okay.  You can always whisper me, now or later by typing /Abbi and a message. Have a great stay! :-)
* Welcome to Furrabian Nights, a place of exotic delights.  This is an R rated area.  If you are a minor and you don't have your parent's permission to be here, please leave now.  Any wishing to engage in behavior going beyond an R rating, please upload a dream to one of the dreampads here and keep it private out of consideration to others.  (Dream by Kee En'Darvin, Talzhemir and Emerald Flame)
(You enter the dream of MidNight Yiffy Mansion.)
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[#] Welcome to MidNight Yiffy Mansion!! at this very moment we are hiring!! Please e-mail me at mynnlynn05@hotmail.com and i will send you an application. we are hiring dancers, strippers, guard, bodyguard, tattooing and percing... Please treat all personal yiffers kindly and we are truly sry about the floors they are being fixed.. we the MyM employees hope that you have a great stay if you need anything at all please wisper me.... have a great stay... -Mindy Lynn
(You see Desperate Soul.)
> I... I don't know what to do anymore... what do I need to go on?! Please... please help me because as of now I have no future! Please help me get back on my feet...
<> Soft Misty Rain is logged on.
Synfully Sweet tosses a bucket of ice water onto zander
Zanderguard: yay]thank you maam may i have another
Synfully Sweet pulls out a yardstick
Synfully Sweet whacks zander with it a few times
Zanderguard: put the stick down or the thong comes off
Synfully Sweet screeches in terror and voids the last post
Zanderguard: :-D:-D:-D
You say, "ehrm..."
Synfully Sweet pokes her tongue out
Soft Misty Rain: Hello, Can I get you anything, Sir?
Zanderguard: oh dont worry this is normal behavoir [irl standard my furc is more sane than me]
You say, "no.... no thank you"
Soft Misty Rain smiles and nods
Zanderguard: ahh
Zanderguard: didnt mean to do that
Synfully Sweet yawns in boredom
[#] THe Sexy And Hott Bartender Saber Mage has entered the Dream. "Girls Hold on to you jaws"
Zanderguard: passes out due to the g force pulling blood to his head he has a red out and bleeds from his eyes ears mouth and nose
Synfully Sweet tosses a sheet over zander
Zanderguard bleeds on floor while unconsious
Synfully Sweet: wb Sabey
Saber Mage: thanks
Synfully Sweet: jhd
Saber Mage: what the...
Synfully Sweet: i was frozen
Saber Mage takes a quick glance at desperate
You say, "mm..."
[%] Your cookies are ready.
Saber Mage: o.O
Synfully Sweet raises an eyebrow
Saber Mage: is it just me or....
Saber Mage: o.o;