Joanthan: its weird it feels like its 2 Brandon: BS BULL SH arks Joanthan: haha Brandon: UPI YOU'RE L ark fishing Joanthan: well then i feel like i should be avoiding my parents but then i realize, oh yeah its only 1 Brandon: lol only lark fishers do that Joanthan: haha its true Sent at 12:52 AM on Saturday Brandon: hug a fanny pack Joanthan: hahaha Brandon: do it quick before grandmother wrench catches you THE grandmother wrench Joanthan: XD what the heck Brandon: dude you better hurry or you'll be turned into a cousin of Muchafufasa Joanthan: oh welp im good Brandon: wanna snap? Joanthan: yep Brandon: righto tosses a finger and a broken-off microwave button go ahead Joanthan: XD sweeeet about friggin time Brandon: i know man... i missed her too but that dying ribbon kept me company while it fell Joanthan: ditto Brandon: WHAT DOES IT MEAN i always think you have to leave when you say that Joanthan: oh wha ditto? Brandon: yeah Joanthan: haha it means like 'same here' or 'me too' its a real word Brandon: i know it's a real word anyways... thanks Joanthan: haha ok Brandon: gabriel found a postage stamp on her electricity meter yesterday it said "crap" on the back, and when she took it off the meter a huge ship came out of the ground and left a hole the authorities said was 50 miles high the ship itself was said to have exploded in the atmosphere because a bear holding a baloon in one hand grabbed on to one of the landing gear wheels and tapped it with a chimney he took off the house next door supposedly the chimney had a fire in it, and that leaked out onto the bears lap and he spread it around on the wheel before he let it back in i guess the entire inside of the ship was filled with explosive gasses when the bear finally let go of the chimney, he said the chimney fell and when he looked back up where the bear was, there was a giant staple with an overlarge sandcastle on the surface just floating there Joanthan: WHAT THE HEEEEEEEECK Brandon: the pilot crashed into it and went unconscious, so he doesn't know what happened after he crashed some scientists say they saw the sandcastle floating in the sky at night, along with a giant tribal mask with green glowing eye slits slowly rotating atop it they said their telescopes for some reason broke down when the tribal mask rotated to face their direction Brandon: apparently, one pair of stargazing lovers atop their car saw it too, and the man who was there turned to see his lover's reaction after he saw it, but in her place was a metal sculpture of a wasp that moved like it was alive Brandon: the man said that the wasp flew a couple yards away, then stung the ground and died, and after it died a book skipped in from behind some trees and sat on the wasp sculpture's dead body, apparently preaching some middle east religion, but mid-preaching, several lanterns emerged from the ground where the wasp stung it, and they set the book on fire, as the man said they apparently melted the wasp sculpture as well, and the final product of the lanterns' melting and book burning was a giant poodle with several lanterns for earrings and the dead book for hair the man shot himself in his own home shortly after telling the story, noone knows why he did say though, that one of the lanterns was missing from the then poodle sculpture when he left someone else reported soon after the man left the police office, that they saw a broken down car, and next to it "purple glowing trees with poodlesque man figures on the top of each one, each figure wearing a robe and holding out a lantern toward the sky" early this morning, a homeless man was found wandering the streets with a truly bizarre cap. the cap was composed of a plastic, somehow working toaster with "frank" written on it, and wings where handles would normally be when reporters asked the man, he told them that he got it from the bottom of a large purple tree growing lantern looking fruits, and the toaster was at the base of the tree his friend whom he walked with exclaimed there being a "castle" in the clouds with fence wire mesh in the shape of the letters F R A N and K consecutively leading down to the top of the purple tree no more reports of strange sights have been recieved since you still there? Joanthan: holy freaking crap Brandon: haha sorta like a documentary made by a reporter on an acid trip, huh or something Joanthan: or something Brandon: x D Joanthan: man my gales hurt after that Brandon: haha hurting winds