AI - dirt poor
Furn - silver, a chest of gold and food
C - fine silks
I - fine sillks, gold, pookie
N - nothin'

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttplugs.html
http://www.cyberprank.com/prank_calls/31117190184104.mp3
http://www.cyberprank.com/prank_calls/71117940625978.mp3

23 Flavors Of Dr. Pepper:

1 - Urine
2 - Feces
3 - Puke
4 - Orange
5 - Bacon
6 - Broccoli
7 - Pine Needles
8 - Pickles
9 - Cheese
10 - Jalapenos
11 - Cinnamon
12 - Plastic
13 - Rumple Stiltskin
14 - Muffins
15 - Humbucker
16 - Peanuts
17 - Tapiyoka
18 - Miggle
19 - Gastappo
20 - Baromi
21 - Chickutanoodle
22 - Geffer
23 - Dwarves of the Northeast